guiltypleasure: ultimate pet mortal combat smackdown grudge-match challenge: dogs elimination round 1

the winner moves on to the dogs final, facing the winner of otto vs sadie matchup, which will take place next week.

send the link out to as many supporters as you can. this will be a hard fought battle.

rudy von chestnut vs jack

this match up pits round 1 winner rudy von against round 2 runner-up jack.

it would appear that two more different dogs couldn't possibly be competing. jack is lithe and agile and chestnut is stubby and clumsy. chestnut is enthusiastic and jack needs a little more convincing.

rudy von took his round robin group handily, although much of the credit is probably due to his underutilized owner who had nothing better to do than read this blog. really folks, get a life. but buy from my advertisers first. jack on the other hand, suffered from a lack of voting enthusiasm by his supporters. can they 'get the vote out'? they can't possibly have anything better to do.

Poll ID 19 does not exist.

rudy von chestmutt. err, chestnut.

perhaps best know for eating poop, chestnuts also indulges in much butt-sniffing and bush-peeing. although he is still quite young, he should be able to effectively leverage these experiences in his match-ups against the other canines.

jack

jack is a dog with strong convictions. jack wants to go outside. jack wants to go for a walk. but jack doesn't want to walk very far. sometimes, jack goes on a walk but decides that he doesn't want to walk anymore. so jack doesn't wallk. a former racer, jack has incredible athletic ability, but this ability is limited entirely to short bursts. not a lot of stamina here.