ultimate pet mortal combat smackdown grudge-match challenge: cats round 2
you thought that UPMCSGMC was defunct, but really i was just too busy to write the desriptions (being funny is not a natural talent for me). last round-robin group in our ultimate pet mortal combat smackdown grudge-match challenge. up in this match: kitties.
this is a tough group. all bike racers and all with their own endearing qualities. some more than others.
the winner of this group faces max and the second place faces pazza. loser licks its wounds.
don't forget to vote in each competition. you're gonna have to hit that vote button for each one.
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trudy "seabass" whitman
seabass is a flat-faced, cuter'n hell persian kitty. her likes are tuna, classical sitar music and car rides. her dislikes are being disturbed while she sleeps, loud music and stupid, poop-eating dogs. she's cute and fluffy but knows how to stand up for herself. she drinks out of the toilet just to keep herself tough and takes on dogs more than ten times her weight. when seabass isn't cultivating prize winning catnip, doing yoga or fighting crime as a covert CIA operative (code-named Punjabi Pussy) she likes to relax with friends around her houka. seabass' time as a CIA operative was even adapted to a movie: Bombay the Hard Way: Guns, Cars and Sitars
"buckeye"
arr. this cat thinks he's a pirate. prefering knob creek bourbon and day old 'johnny cat' cat food over seabass' champagne and caviar, buckeye likes it rough. buckeye is a risk taking rebel, living by his moto: "live free or die". will his street fighting moves be any match for seabass' well trained, well honed fighting techniques?
leo
ostensibly a guard cat at a bike shop in austin, leo is also a former winner of worlds and paris-roubaix and is very popular with the ladies. 'nuf said
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Comments
Best watch out for Leo. He lives in the bike shop, which is on "the drag" in Austin where a bunch of college students and crazy folk hang out/live. It's clearly rubbing off on him, he was caught sleeping in his litter box the other day. If that's not hardcore, I don't know what is. Or maybe it's just disgusting. (However, there was no waste in the box at the time.)
Posted by: swvegg | December 20, 2006 7:24 AM
looks like seabass' home field advantage is really paying off. despite a weak start, buckeye has comeback. can leo's supporters stage their own rally?
Posted by: pleasure | December 21, 2006 3:23 PM
it looks like leo's theme song for the competition is abba's take a chance on me (although i heard he prefers the erasure version. or is it mother by danzig?
Posted by: pleasure | December 21, 2006 9:34 PM