ultimate pet mortal combat smackdown grudge-match challenge: dogs round 2
half of the round-robin groups are done. next up is dogs round 2!
voting is on!
jack
jack is a dog with strong convictions. jack wants to go outside. jack wants to go for a walk. but jack doesn't want to walk very far. sometimes, jack goes on a walk but decides that he doesn't want to walk anymore. so jack doesn't walk. jack also wants to eat and if he's laid down for the night, he doesn't want to go potty, so get out of his face. if jack needs a blanket to sleep, he'll let you know that too. a former racer, jack has incredible athletic ability, but this ability is limited entirely to short bursts. not a lot of stamina here. jack has disclosed that he has indeed been given performance enhancing drugs, but it was against his wishes. according to UPMCSGM rules, this is permitted.
georgie
in contrast to skinny jack who is all elbows and ribs, georgie is all curves. and lips. big floppy lips. georgie is also a princess. she is not above stomping her feet and whining to get what she wants. her enthusiasm and boundless energy will prove to be an asset. and although she's a princess through and through, she is not above using her feminine wiles to get her way.
otto
ostensibly a guard dog, otto disdains confrontation. he actually runs from his tail rather than chasing it. he also suffers from "Ewing" bladder and is in constant need of a bathroom break, be it a christmas tree or a grass skirt (the issue of the skirt being occupied is not one that otto is concerned with). however, he is an early riser and gets more done before noon than most of us in an entire day. and he does not eat poop.
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Comments
i think otto looks drunk.
Posted by: pleasure | October 23, 2006 12:48 PM
jack and georgie take early leads over otto.
Posted by: pleasure | October 24, 2006 2:50 PM
Otto drunk, a possibility I hadn't considered. That was his excitment level when the postman came to the door and scared me. Perhaps drunk would explain the peeing too! Vote for Otto. He's the best dog ever!
Posted by: Roberta | October 24, 2006 3:35 PM
tides turned rapidly and jack is now losing. this group looks to a close match-up.
Posted by: pleasure | October 24, 2006 4:23 PM
otto's "que-sera-sera" demeanour is instantly endearing. although he appears drunk in the photo, i assure you he is fast as a commet. otto don't eat poop.
Posted by: A-dog | October 24, 2006 5:46 PM
I would consider Otto's style more laisser-faire, which is short for "laissez faire, laissez aller, laissez passer," a Frawnch phrase meaning "let dog, let go, let pass." from the French dicktion first used by the eighteenth century Pussycats as an injunction against government interference with trade, it became used as a synonym for strict free market ergonomics during the early and mid-19th century. It is generally understood to be a dogtrine opposing economic interventionism and ticksation by the state beyond that which is perceived to be necessary to maintain peace, security, and treats. It also embodies pee-free trade, namely that a state should not use growltectionist measures, such as taruffs.
meow, Daisy
Posted by: dbones | October 24, 2006 10:14 PM
overnight, otto takes the lead with georgie now on the ropes. georgie is still in it though. can she use her wiles? her curves? her whining? we'll see.
Posted by: pleasure | October 25, 2006 8:14 AM
georgie continues to lose ground. her supporters need to act fast to get her the numbers she needs to eek out a second place finish and avoid elimination.
Posted by: pleasure | October 25, 2006 10:34 AM