vote: ultimate pet mortal combat smackdown grudge-match challenge: cats round 1
damn, i'm just not finding the time to get these competitions up. here, we have the ultimate pet mortal combat smackdown grudge-match challenge: cats round 1. voting will start mid-day next monday.
and remember, there is no set criteria, but rather whatever criteria you choose.
pazza
pazza, aka "pazza hotpants" or "pazza indecent exposure". although living in pulman has likely stunted her personal and intellectual growth, she retains some refined qualities. his lack of exposure to much of life beyond the dull surrounds (and just plain crapinesss) of pullman could be a hindrance, certainly her knack for keg stands in the corn fields will help in her match-up with buddy (if buddy doesn't charm her first, i've heard she's easy).
max
max is a hard workin' cat who just happens to do all his workin' at home. max likes to lure unsuspecting hands in by exposing his rather rotund belly to a nice rubbin'. he then proceeds to shred those hands with glee. no doubt the clydesdale of the bunch, smart money is on max when it comes to eating and lounging.
buddy
no doubt the "bad boy" of the bunch, buddy is one rough around the edges cat. formerly a catnip junky who soaked his dry food in crown royal to make soft food like what fancy cats ate, buddy has been trying to turn his life around. this summer was spent in the gym and at AA meetings getting ready for the competition.
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Comments
near the end of the first day of voting, pazza is puttin' the serious hurt on max and buddy. looks like the head to head between max and buddy is the match-up to watch.
Posted by: pleasure | October 9, 2006 3:36 PM
voting is closed! pazza handily takes the group. in a suprise move, max bests buddy.
Posted by: pleasure | October 11, 2006 11:18 AM