ultimate pet mortal combat smackdown grudge-match challenge: dogs round 1
ok, so i said that the ultimate pet mortal combat smackdown grudge-match challenge would start tuesday morning, but i just didn't have time to set it all up. so here we go. first up are the dogs. dogs group one, that is.
rudy von chestnut
first challenger is rudy von chestmutt. err, chestnut.
perhaps best know for eating poop, chestnuts also indulges in much butt-sniffing and bush-peeing. although he is still quite young, he should be able to effectively leverage these experiences in his match-ups against the other canines.
rudy blue
although more athletic than our first challenger, rudy blue, an american staff terrier could still find the match-up challenging. with vanity is his geatest weakness, the introduction of a mirror into the surrounds can prove quite distracting as he may find the temptation to admire himself flexing too great to control. also, he can find the urge to drop everything and lick himself uncontrollable.
sadie
the sadist, sadovich, sexy sadie, poopface. these are all the nicknames of our third dog contestant. sponsored by Novartis, the makers of ritalin, sadie is one wild and crazy dog. potentially a great weakness, her hyperactivity can be channeled to charm unsuspecting humans who contact her for short periods of time. the sadist also suffers from a poop-eating affliction, prefering the delicate flavors of kitten with a light litter crust (penko poop). she has also been known to snort kitty litter as well as pack it into her gums for a long slow fix.
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chestnut takes the group with 6pts. the sadist is second with 3 and rudy blue, sadly, has no points.
next week: cats, round 1.
Posted by: thatantonguy | September 22, 2006 11:08 AM
Otto could put the smack down on any of these poop eating mutts!
Posted by: Roberta | October 14, 2006 9:30 AM